Ahem. Today I wanted to feed one of the AVALANCHE members to the Red XIII specimen, but I was called away by a staff meeting. Will try tomorrow.

-Prof. Hojo

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Tax hike, tax hike, tra la la! I never have anything deep and soulful to say, so I just babble about lardy tea and tax hikes! I am certainly not a linear character! No! I am deep! Tra la la la la. Burp.

-Palmer

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Thank you.

-Rufus

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Aeris knocked out again on Rufus' orders. Today was otherwise uneventful. (Dot.)

-Tseng

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GRanrpa? Oo[s, i Guess I was juxt dreming/ Yes It is paritcularly cold un thes ecages. OOh I sm pleasedd thwycae to fee/d me This is wprsethan desth and tp make it worse they will not al,l0w eme to committ suicdie

-Red XIII

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Mmm. Rat.
-Heidegger

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Plisshelpme pliss help my boobseseseseses are stukk bee tween the bars of my cage and i cannot move help pliss me icant move to eat or pee and reno keeps pointing and laffing at me why is he laughing why?
-Tifa

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Hey foos! It's damn cold in dis here cage! !@#$%!

-Barret

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Yay! I'm cold! I'm freezing! I think my hands are going to fall off! Oops! What a silly thought! Why would my hands fall off? That I do not know. But how silly of me! Hee!

-Aeris

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>:D...

-Sephiroth & Mommy

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-Cid @%^%#

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The rats in my cage are sooo cute! I wonder if Cloud has rats in his cage....? ^__^

-Aeris

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Huh? Zack?

-Cloud

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They didn't put me in the cage with papa! Papa is in a different cage, and instead of being in the room papa's cage is in, I'm in a room that papa is not in. Reeve's here, though. He's not papa. He's scary, unlike papa. He keeps calling himself Cait Sith, while papa just calls himself 'Barret yo'. And he keeps hugging a moogle. Papa doesn't do that. Papa do -- ow! *cries*

-Marlene

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Gyahahahha! Dots! Tasty! *eats cardboard*

-Heidegger

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-Rude

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