God I hate these people.

-Vincent.

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Well, shucks, there are some nice people in this world, and even in this crappy cage. Palmer lent me a dress so I don't have to wear these dingy prison clothes. It's a little big, ok...a lot big, but it's pritty and has little pink flowers. Also today Vincent taught me how to tie my shoes myself. And get this! It's got a big lace collar that's only a little yellowed from drool. Yay! I am so happy! I'm going to mosey! *clang* Ow...

-clOUd.

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EW! Ohsavem epliss Cloud! Cloud??????

-Tifa

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Heeeey Tifa. Uh-hehehe. *wink* You need any company in that lonely cell of yours, you tell ol' Reno, alright? Oh, and Tseng, sir, me n' Rude are going out to Booze n' Cruise. We'll be back in a couple hours if we aren't passed out in a sleazy motel.

-Reno(b) the Hottie Turk

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Gyaaaa haa haaaaaa... flesh! Tasty! Gyaa haaa haaaa......!

-Heidegger

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Plisshelp how come nobody came save me Cloud is here why don't you save me Clooouuud oh why is everyone so mean a fat man said he would eat my tatas what are tatas I asked Reno and he just snickered and made funny faces at me and why is Tony Danza still on the TV I hate him....

-Tifa

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Hm.

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-Rude

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-Rufus

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S-sorry, Mr. Cid... I'll add Dukes of Hazard to the televison schedule to make your stay here more comfortable. Even though you're being held captive and you're really not supposed to be comfortable... hmm...

-Ree -- ah, Cait Sith.

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DAMN YOU BARRET! Now we're all stuck watching Tony Danza's ugly mug all day on the television. @#$^@#$&@!!! I want my Dukes of Hazard! And where the %^&@ is my tea, skinny boy!

-Cap'n Cid

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Reeve. Please. Give it up. You're not really Cait Sith. As much as I know you want to be, it's getting a little disturbing. That moogle outfit you tried to get me to wear was a little much.

-Rufus

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Ok Mr. Barrette, I've fixed it so that all you prisoners can watch are reruns of old Tony Danza shows now. hope this makes your stay more enjoyable.

-Ree..err...Cait Sith.

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Huh...? Aeris...? Dress? Don Corneo? Aeris?

-Cloud

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Yo foos! Can we get some quality Tony Danza -- uh, damn. I mean, can we get some damn MR. T TELEVISION in here, yo!?

-Barret yo
P.S. I figured it out, yo. Red XIII is a stingray, foos!!
P.P.S. Damn Shinra.

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No! NO! Not the fluffy pillow! Anything but the fluffy pillow! NOO! PUT AWAY THAT DUCK! PUT AWAY THE DU- AAAAH! *quack* *squish* Uh...ow. Mommmy....*whimper*

-Cloud

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Cloud, if you do not be quiet we will have to punish you. You know what we mean when we say "punish you", right...?

-Rufus

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Tseng has a dot on his forehead. Rude and I are gonna go get some booze, sir.

-Reno
P.S. I'm sexy.

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What the hell was I thinking when I accepted Cloud as an experiment...? Oh well. I'll blame it on Gast. Stupid scientist... smarter than me... damn mumble... mumblemumble...

-Hojo

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Oh, my poor, poor dressssss. I no longer look stunning... Wait! KFC drumsticks are cloned? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-CloudiePooPoo

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Oh gawd! Someone knock me out too so I don't have to listen to Cloud crying about his dress anymore!3476hghbfdjsajk

-Yuffie

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Not before I'm done testing on them, lard-boy. But if you want, I can clone individual sections of them so you can eat them all day long. Like KFC does with their chicken drumsticks.

-Professor "I am Bishie" Hojo

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