Sometimes... wonder... why do I have a dot on my forehead? I am not a Hindu woman. Why should I have a dot on my forehead? I'm a normal human being. Then, I ponder, why do I? Is it a mole? What is it? I can't tell. Why...

-Tseng

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Someone, please kill her now.

-Rufus

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Oh gawd, kill me now... at least there's materia in heaven...

-Yuffie

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Huh? Clone? Sephiroth? Me? ... I like my dress...

-Cloud

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Why the hell am I here? Why is everyone a polygon? Why are there no shrines to me on the internet?

-Vicious aka "Iwearathongtoo"-man.

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President Shinra, sir, Sephiroth situation is under control. He has been apprehended and- wait. You're not Sephiroth! Who the hell are you?!?!

-Tseng (I have a dot on my forehead)

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Sorry mother...

-Sephiroth

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Sephi, what did I say about beheading me?

-Jenova

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*gawk*
*marvel*

-Fangirls

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I am here to please the fangirls. Fangirls, gawk at my (un)godly sexy bod. *beheads Jenova* Marvel at my sexy sword skill.

-Sephiroth

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Hey HEY! The tea around here doesn't have enough lard! Hey hey!

-Palmer

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I d isliket hese rerun s o Tony Danza asndDukesof Hazard howevir baretr and cid sems tobe enjoying the m. I wa,nt o ut of herre/

-Red XIII

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Oh-ho yeah. I can tell ya. Heh. I can show yah. Uheh. *hic*

-Reno aka "Who's yo Daddy?!?!" Turk

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Whatiss pimpslapp? pliss tell me/ reno plisstell?

-Tifa

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No, I'm back!! Tseng pimp-slapped me! (He has a dot on his forehead.) Teehee!

-Aeris

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Jenova issue is under control. Aeris issue is under control. I have a dot on my forehead.

-Tseng, Head of the Turks

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Heeheeheeh -- ow! *thud*

-Aeris

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Ohohohohoho!

-Jenova

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Hello, Vincent! Cloud got a new dress! I like Cloud's new dress, don't you? Cloud looks stunning in that dress. I think Cloud should get a wig and some cologne, too, don't you think Cloud should, Vincent?

-Aeris

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